BAZINGA

This is where I get Bazzinga from.

Coming Tomorrow...

First off, comming. i just think that word is funny in any sense. the topic of 'the angles' will be covered tomorrow. basically a reminder for myself to get in to it. hint: lots of ugly girls use them on myspace and facebook.

Public service announcement

i just thought that this was important. its more for the ladies so that they can be educated about men and their needs/ wants. any girl out there who cant decide on what to get their boyfriend or what ever for some kind of special occasion, MEN LIKE SWEAT PANTS. not just any sweat pants though. we want sweat pants that, not only feel good as far as the fabric goes, but are also too big. something about being in too big of clothes makes us feel naked, and no matter who it is, they would rather walk around there house naked. this is the easiest solution to being naked with out actually being nude in public. however, as far as wiggers and most black people go, i have no idea why they insist on sagging their pants to the point that if their boxers weren't in the way, they would be spreading pink eye all the more rapid. which also brings me to my second public service announcement, PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS! i mean seriously who are you trying to impress? it makes everyone even more angry when the short pasty kids do this because if they keep smoking and doing what ever else they do living in these dangerous streets of St. Charles, that's as tall as they're going to get. the sideways hat is pretty self explanatory. all you people out there who fall into this category, i would just like to say YOU ARE A RETARD! thank you for five minutes of your life, or half an hour if you are one of these slow kids mentioned above. Bazzinga.

Bears on Unicycles: No laughing matter

So I was in Russia yesterday and I saw a bear. He claimed his name to be Boris. I said," Where's your unicycle?". He looked at me and let out a low roar. Then he said," Just because I'm a bear in Russia doesn't mean i need a unicycle". I then stated," Are you retarded? Five sixths of Russia's population is bears on unicycles". He then followed by mauling me. Which brings me to my next point. SHUT UP! But seriously, fighting a bear with your 'bear' hands is no luau. Especially since your opponent really does have bear hands. And to make your self egotistical to the point that you think you can fight a bear that has WMD's is ridiculous. But i digress. I was also thinking when the bear mauled me, how ironic would it be to confront this wild animal about my second amendment right to his arms. I also pondered whether Sydney Swanson would go to prom with me or not. But that was a totally unrelated subject to the topic of my face being eatin' off by this 'circus' bear. After losing lots of blood and dignity, i figured that it was ok because this bear is a bully that is going nowhere in life. And i will because I'm bodacious sauce. I was another normal day in the soviet.. i mean Russia.