REWARD!!!

To anyone who gets my hackey sack back to me safely I will give a reward. To anyone who does it and uses force to get it back, there will be lots of extra in it for you.

Now it is in the hands of a kid named Matt Shuford (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1292706281). He's not a very good fighter and he doesn't like confrontation, so it should be pretty easy to get it back if you find him. He looks big but he has no concept of fighting once soever. He's cheap and lazy too, you can use this to your advantage. Also he is very good at convincing people to sympathize for him, what ever he's says is probably brought upon by his own ignorance.

My hackey sack is black, it has an 8-ball design on it, and one side is filled in with sharpy.

please I need it back soon, thank you

This is to Andrew Maxey

Cause you nagged me enough to put it up here, here's to Andrew J. Maxey. You my boi Maxey.

Zombie Apocalypse

Yeah its gunna happen. All we can do is prepare ourselves in the hopes that we don't become one. Now you may be calling me crazy right now, but when I’m in my heavily armed fortress with blackjack, women, and lots of guns. I'm going to tell you to "who crazy now bitch", and then follow that statement by a clean shot to the head. One less zombie to kill. Now first when the zombie infection hits I got a plan. My plan is to call up all of my close friends, the kids with guns, and find somewhere to holdout. O, and get at least one black guy with you. After everything cools off a little bit we go scavenging for supplies, aka go to Costco. Yeah that place is a mother trucking fortress. After Costco we’ll find an RV and hit the road. Now, we’ll only be able to drive for so long, because of gas shortages and traffic jams from abandoned vehicles and such. I’ll plan ahead by getting some ATV’s, Motorbikes, or some mountain bikes, something that is small and is still fast enough to outrun a zombie. After we start going off road we’ll find somewhere we can hold out, somewhere remote. We’ll outfit this new location with traps and make makeshift alarm systems, so if a zombie stumbles upon our small utopia we can annihilate it. After we Hold out at this remote location for a couple of months we will start inching back to where society once stood so proud, back to the abandoned cites of America to rebuild and restart civilization. 

BAZINGA

This is where I get Bazzinga from.

Coming Tomorrow...

First off, comming. i just think that word is funny in any sense. the topic of 'the angles' will be covered tomorrow. basically a reminder for myself to get in to it. hint: lots of ugly girls use them on myspace and facebook.

Public service announcement

i just thought that this was important. its more for the ladies so that they can be educated about men and their needs/ wants. any girl out there who cant decide on what to get their boyfriend or what ever for some kind of special occasion, MEN LIKE SWEAT PANTS. not just any sweat pants though. we want sweat pants that, not only feel good as far as the fabric goes, but are also too big. something about being in too big of clothes makes us feel naked, and no matter who it is, they would rather walk around there house naked. this is the easiest solution to being naked with out actually being nude in public. however, as far as wiggers and most black people go, i have no idea why they insist on sagging their pants to the point that if their boxers weren't in the way, they would be spreading pink eye all the more rapid. which also brings me to my second public service announcement, PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS! i mean seriously who are you trying to impress? it makes everyone even more angry when the short pasty kids do this because if they keep smoking and doing what ever else they do living in these dangerous streets of St. Charles, that's as tall as they're going to get. the sideways hat is pretty self explanatory. all you people out there who fall into this category, i would just like to say YOU ARE A RETARD! thank you for five minutes of your life, or half an hour if you are one of these slow kids mentioned above. Bazzinga.

Bears on Unicycles: No laughing matter

So I was in Russia yesterday and I saw a bear. He claimed his name to be Boris. I said," Where's your unicycle?". He looked at me and let out a low roar. Then he said," Just because I'm a bear in Russia doesn't mean i need a unicycle". I then stated," Are you retarded? Five sixths of Russia's population is bears on unicycles". He then followed by mauling me. Which brings me to my next point. SHUT UP! But seriously, fighting a bear with your 'bear' hands is no luau. Especially since your opponent really does have bear hands. And to make your self egotistical to the point that you think you can fight a bear that has WMD's is ridiculous. But i digress. I was also thinking when the bear mauled me, how ironic would it be to confront this wild animal about my second amendment right to his arms. I also pondered whether Sydney Swanson would go to prom with me or not. But that was a totally unrelated subject to the topic of my face being eatin' off by this 'circus' bear. After losing lots of blood and dignity, i figured that it was ok because this bear is a bully that is going nowhere in life. And i will because I'm bodacious sauce. I was another normal day in the soviet.. i mean Russia.